thedarkrising:

Gonna push this pic like crack (cuz its just as good)

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gamzeemakarena:

little-red-riding-cock:

connorronnoc:

Hydrofloors are only like the coolest thing ever invented. They are specially designed pools with movable floors. When you’re using your pool it’s just like a normal pool. But when you are done swimming or aquacising, you press a button and the pool’s floor slowly raises up while the water slips underneath the floor. Pimpin! Eventually the pool’s floor reaches the top and you are left with a large flat area you can use for recreation, dining, parties or any other dry land event you want.

Another press of the button and the floor sinks back down slowly to reveal your already water-filled pool. You can also stop the floor at any point which means you can make the pool as shallow or deep as you want. Having a kid’s party? Just set it for shallow kiddie pool depth. Be sure to throw a few extra chlorine tablets in the pool cleaning mechanism though, you know how kids are.

I could potentially drown my enemies at a sleep over…

alright now tumblr user little-red-riding-cock

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karla-world:

perfect xx

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best-of-funny:

thislilcutie:

smoothierox:

the-dancing-batter:

darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

I got stuck

Pansy

Challenge accepted

Please, nothing to it.

omg

HOW EMBARRASSING!

Yes it got better finally

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best-of-funny:

sassyfirst:

moffathavemercy:

howdidigetsofunny:

carpooltunnels:

legendofkorraholyshit:

clarkbaxtresser:

guys I’m never pausing icarly again what the fuck is happening here

NEVER

AGAIN

Let’s not forget

I love how theres the “G” symbol at the top and then BAM breast

wh

those are boobs

they didnt censor it

boobs

on

a

fucking

kids

show

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.

how

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rosannapansino:

Having a blast on Nerdy Nummies with Captain Kurt Hugo Schneider! hehe